Elleoholic
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
#100factsaboutme
2. For every 1 picture I upload of myself, there is 20 that I discarded.
3. I like having things. Whether they are electronics (usually that) or just little things. I want them.
4. I LOVE Kelly Clarkson. It should actually be illegal.
5. Windows 7 was my idea.
6. I like playing Video Games but I am not a gamer.
7. I am a Jack of all trades and a Master of none.
8. I actually enjoy the taste of alcohol.
9. I enjoy the taste of cigarettes.
10. I have a small addiction to clothes.
11. I believe that eBay is basically creating gambling addicts.
12. I wear socks 99% of the time. I hate being without them.
13. Coke is basically my life and it's killing me.
14. I have many, many illnesses that Doctors just can't figure out the cause of.
15. You really don't ever know *me*
16. I am incredibly secretive.
17. My level of shame is basically sitting in a pile of shit it's that unimportant.
18. I like talking about myself when no one wants to hear about me but hate speaking about myself when asked/someone is interested.
19. I have three cats; Sparklez, Shaniqua and Lilly.
21. I am not sure how to act most of the time.
22. I look at myself in mirrors/windows/any reflective surface while walking.
23. There is a very thin line between "right" and "wrong" and I often get these two mixed up.
24. I can't cook/make really simple meals i.e butter toast, make soup or pasta.
25. I can cook somewhat difficult meals i.e Silverside, Roast Lamb, personal inventions, random crap.
26. I smoke Holiday Menthol's and buy the 50 pack because I'm cheap.
27. I would prefer to go without eating Lunch if it meant I could get myself a present.
28. My priorities are very, very wrong.
29. I've never really had a group of friends I've actually loved until now.
30. I am not a very "open" person when it comes to speaking seriously about personal things.
31. I can tell almost anyone almost anything so long as I make it seem like I'm joking.
32. I do things the lazy way most of the time.
33. I have early stages of arthritis in both of my hands.
34. I hate the cold.
35. I hardly ever drink water but wonder why I almost faint on hot days.
36. I don't know what I like or what I want half the time; I guess.
37. I am not good at expressing myself towards friends, family and partners.
38. I'm not an overly affectionate person but when I do give it, it's amazing and in mass.
39. I don't like PDA not because I'm ashamed but because I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.
40. I used to write a lot of poetry and songs and they were pretty good and then I stopped being emotionally unstable and couldn't write anymore.
41. I have been in a mental institute on several occasions.
42. I am very charismatic and I know it.
43. I am a great listener and people often mistake this for me having romantic feelings towards them.
44. I am much more old fashioned than most people my age.
45. I don't like to try new food.
46. I love chicken and avocado sushi.
47. I shave my toes and belly.
48. I have a "beauty mark" on my jaw that gets a hair in it. My Grandma has the same problem but doesn't pluck the hair so I make sure I do mine as soon as it comes up because of her.
49. I would love to look my age.
50. I am going to be studying Community Services this year to get on track to becoming an Occupational Therapist.
51. I have an addiction to helping people.
52. I give amazing advice.
53. I have a terrible temper.
54. I adore Rocky Road when it's traditional.
55. Kinder will always be my favourite chocolate.
56. I have a girlfriend named Jennifer.
57. I have only ever loved two people - both of which are in my life and one of which I am in a relationship with.
58. I would like to have a child.
59. I would like to get married.
60. I believe in equal rights not only for men and women but for men, women, homosexuals, heterosexuals, children, white, black, poor and rich. Everyone should be treated the same.
61. I am doing this fact thing at 4 in the morning.
62. I really like Jack Daniels.
63. I download more movies in one night than most people watch in a year.
64. I love new technology.
65. I am angry that Apple made the new Shuffle only be 2GB.
66. Animals make me smile.
67. I would love to be a photographer but I don't have the patience.
68. I used to think I was a nice person.
69. I don't understand online dating.
70. I have been on dating sites.
71. I use chat rooms.
72. My favourite song used to be "Lovesong - Amiel"
73. My favourite song after that was "Stupid - Sarah McLachlan"
74. My favourite song has been "Maybe - Kelly Clarkson" since I first heard it.
75. My song of the week is "Had It All - Jamestown Story"
76. I think Avril Lavigne has turned into a slutty prep.
77. I don't buy music anymore, not because I don't have to but, because it is so expensive.
78. I have more things than I do time.
79. I have 50279 songs on my laptop.
80. Once you earn my love, you've got it forever.
81. I'm probably one of the only people who will actually give you an honest, straight forward answer/advice.
82. I love my Mum much more than I show her.
83. I dislike my Dad much more than the word "dislike" allows.
84. I have one full blood brother, one half blood brother, three step brothers and a step sister.
85. I am the eldest in the family of "Grand kids" amongst all my cousins and half and full brother.
86. I don't overly enjoy spending time with many people. If I tell you I want to see you without you saying it first then I like spending time with you which means I love you.
87. I forget to eat.
88. I have very bad sleeping patterns.
89. I shake all the time.
90. I can't sit still and have no concentration.
91. I like black coffee but can't have it because it makes me poo straight away.
92. I am lactose intolerant.
93. I have a low Gluten tolerance.
94. I like brand names and refuse to wear ugly clothes.
95. I really love shoes.
96. My eyes are green.
97. I've never photoshopped a picture of myself other than to change the colour.
98. I am short, skinny and youthful looking and it pisses me off.
99. I never let people see me cry no matter how upset I am.
100. My favourite memory is something I can't remember.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
SURVEH.
Do you ever hang out with your ex?: Nope, they all hate me.
Would you like the ability to read minds?: No, I don't even understand my own thoughts, let alone other peoples.
Do you see the same people everyday?: I see one person every day? I don't see everyone every day though.
What are you wearing? Light jean shorts and a mossimo singlet with Kustom thongs. Classy and girly, I know.
Would you go out in public like that?: Yes, I would and plan on doing so.
What are you doing tomorrow?: Probably going to TAFE to pick a course to pretend I want to study.
Have you ever made out on a couch?: Duh. Who hasn't? ..With the exception of ugly people.
Are you mad at anyone right now?: Nope.
Do you have any text messages that you don’t want other people reading?: haha no, I delete those ;)
Are you a different person now than you were five years ago?: I'm more grown up?
What’s the last movie you saw?: Megamind :]
Describe the shirt you’re wearing?: Black with 'Mossimo' written on the front. Very dykey.
Did you sleep alone last night?: I think so? I don't know. I was too busy sleeping. I woke up alone?
Is there anything in your room that reminds you of the past memories?: Pictures of ex girlfriends. It's my wall of shame.
Were you single on your last birthday?: Nope, had JenJen.
Last person you kissed calls you, what are they calling you for?: Because she's lost in a supermarket usually.
Name something you did last night: slept and bled into my pad. yep.
Would it be more likely of you to fail Science or Math?: Maths. HA.
Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?: Yes, too many times. I'm emotional.
Did anyone see your last kiss?: No.
It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings, what do you do?: Answer it and abuse the person calling me.
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?: Yep, thank you alcohol!
The last person you kissed wants to come over at 3am, can they?: Yeah, she lives here.
What does your last text say?: Something about a usb fridge for Spero coming.
Have you seen your best friend today?: Yes :]
Do you want anything right now?: To get rid of this hungry-thirsty experience! MOOVE IS REQUIRED!
Someone asked you what you wanted, what would you say?: MONEY.
What are you listening to right now? Ten Days - Missy Higgins
Honestly, who are you texting?: No one? I don't really message anyone.
Who’s in your inbox?: Mum, Jen, Voicemail and Lillian.
Could you use some sleep right now?: Nope, I'm refreshed.
Has there been a day this week you just wanted to say “fuck it”?: No actually. YAY GOOD WEEK.
Last time you laughed so hard you cried?: The other day.. Don't remember what it was about though. Obviously something funny :D
Are you happy with the way things are going?: Yeah they're alright. Jen needs a job though.
Who last talked about kissing you?: Jen. I charged her eight kisses as an admission fee to seeing Megamind with me on the lounge.
Who last said they loved you?: JenJen
Who was the last thing/person you took a picture with?: Uh, my smile? I don't know, I guess my monitor? It was in the background.. But before that, Jen a few weeks ago.
Do you think its possible that you could move on from someone?: Yeah, depends on the person though.
Have you ever been rude to someone without realizing it?: Ha, all the time. I have social problems :p
Have you ever kissed someone who was high?: DUH! What better a time to kiss someone but when they are high?
Did you speak to your father today?: No, fuck that cunt.
Would you ever get gauged ears?: I plan on doing so! Got me a stretcher the other day!
How has 2010 been so far?: 2010? You mean 2011? Moron. It has been goodly do. I like the number 11 :D
Are you good at giving directions?: I'm a personalised GPS! I'm amazing at giving directions!
What aren’t you looking forward to?: Crashing later today :p I slept most of yesterday's day and woke at 3am
What did you go to bed thinking about last night?: 'She better do the friggin' laundry'
Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?: I have, until someone saw us :p
Did you like anyone last summer?: Yep, same person as this summer :]
Is there a person that you can go to in sweats, and still feel comfy?: I sweat around Jen, yes? Unless you mean trackies? I don't own them, they're ugly.
Is it hard to make you laugh?: haha, no.
Would you rather get your tongue or lip pierced?: I have my lip pierced.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
I hate things that say 'press here'
No, what has inspired me is this:
Well, it didn't look like that before I attempted to obey its stern instructions but it did once I had attempted to follow them.
Why do they do this? Why can't they be like the washing detergent? Why can't they just have a strip you peel?
I am sick of outrageous opening techniques used by companies!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
awwww I have the cutest cats
Yay! New body jewellery and shit!
So today, after acknowledging that I can't buy shit off eBay for a while I decided to do one last splurge...
I bought..
http://www.boardshop.com.au/servlet/the-3824/LABRET-W-fdsh--BALL-MICRO/Detail
(8mm length)

http://www.boardshop.com.au/servlet/the-3821/CIRCULAR-BARBELL-W-fdsh--CONE/Detail
(8mm length)

http://www.boardshop.com.au/servlet/the-3808/STRAIGHT-TAPER-EAR-STRETCHER/Detail
(3mm wide)
So in total I now have two new lip rings and a new earring! For these fucking prices with free shipping you should totally check out http://www.boardshop.com.au they have some amazing stuff.
I only paid just over $15 for all this shit? I'm fucking happy!
Oh, did I mention FREE SHIPPING? Because they have it.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Alcoholism
I'm not really doing this for the fun or heck of it, more for my personal knowledge base; I like to know everything. I like to learn.
I want to be able to understand when someone speaks about this, not to relate or sympathise with them but to be able to understand and take the required steps to helping them.
I want to grow and be something and this is one of the only things I can think of that might help me right now...... As silly as this all sounds =p
Thursday, November 25, 2010
How to catch a flooder/help
I usually either log onto invisible for a tick (remember that you are on invisible and don't use it for too long!) and run the scroll bar up and down for a few minutes (just hold the left click on your mouse/track pad and drag the scroll bar) in search of a name. Usually a flooders imagination runs out and they return to the same names a few times so be mindful of that as well.
If this is a flooder who is cloning people, it is also a VERY good idea to flag the people you are speaking to in main chat or main characters in the main chat room as these people are usually the biggest targets. Everytime I log onto chat I flag all the people I speak to often and all the people who (as bad as this may seem) have been known to be quite argumentitive in the past as they are also prone to such.
If someone who is just sitting in the room is the person who is being cloned, flag them and stick to their name for a while to see if the cloner comes back.
How do I spot a cloner? Usually a cloner will flood/type consecutive messages that are inserted into the room way too quickly which are obviously copied and then pasted; You can also spot a cloner when you are conversing with a user and there is a message posted too quickly before or after the user has typed another, separate thing. Also, just trust your instinct. See a suspicious name? Screenshot their IP and keep it in an unsaved paint document. This can really come in handy in these instances.
Again, trust yourself, don't just assume you'll be wrong because 9/10 times you've seen this all before and your judgment is spot on.